Happy New Year To Me

I am a cleaner. It's true. I loathe clutter and openly embrace organization. It's a well inherited trait from my mother and her mother before her. I have relaxed with time, for sure, and that's a good thing. I've gotten lazier. I no longer know exactly which barbie shoe belongs with which barbie. I don't go all OCD IN YOUR FACE like I used to. I can live with a dirty shower and laundry unfolded STILL SITTING IN THE BASKET !!!! gasp! (or basketS...which is usually the case).

One thing I DO hate is MOPPING. I do believe I've documented this before. Floors have been my bitter ugly enemy since the dawn of time, and this house has been no flipping exception. These porous travertine floors are just as annoying as every other flooring I have loathed in the past.

UNTIL NOW!!!!

I was glued to an infomercial for THIS wonder product for a solid HOUR late Saturday night. I even got OUT OF BED to find a pen. I was nearly giddy with the possibilities, and have been on a MISSION to obtain this product since.


Target better deliver this gorgeous piece of genius to my front door in 3 DAYS or I'll leave the UPS man his own little treasure on the front stoop.

(don't waste your time driving two TWO different Targets AND BedBath&Beyond. They are only carried on the website, as it is clearly noted....not that I would ever be that stupid....I'm just saying...)